Located near the JMZ subway in beautiful Bushwick.

Because there's nothing I'd rather do less than find a room on Craigslist. Horror stories I mean contributions welcome

So None of Ya’ll Have Been Devastated by Craigslist in a While

AND HOPEFULLY YOU WON’T BE AGAIN ANYTIME SOON

IT’S TOO SOON TO SAY BUT I THINK ME AND MY FRIEND ARE MOVING IN TOGETHER AT THE END OF THE SUMMER WHICH SEEMS LIKE A GREAT IDEA!!

AND I EVEN HAVE A REALTORS NUMBER SO MIGHT NOT USE CRAIGSLIST!

life is slowly and questionably ever on the up-and-up.

Oh Yeah.. Forgot to Mention.. I’m moving. And not in with a Craigslister, either! But note, how the C.L. still remains relevant even in my ostensibly-non-C.L.-related life.

Oh Yeah.. Forgot to Mention.. I’m moving.

And not in with a Craigslister, either! But note, how the C.L. still remains relevant even in my ostensibly-non-C.L.-related life.

Haven’t you ever felt like maybe….

Haven’t you ever felt like maybe….

And A Partial Transcript AKA Telegraphing Holiday Stress

  • me: me and m_ and j_ are buying Jill a kindle
  • Viktoria: romantic
  • *note: m_ and j_ are my siblings, and jill is my mom. glad that my friends are idiots
Again, not 100% relevant. But what the F*CK is my life right now when this is hanging on the refrigerator at work???

Again, not 100% relevant. But what the F*CK is my life right now when this is hanging on the refrigerator at work???

This has recently become incredibly relevant in the life of a friend. It ain’t Craigslist, but hey, it’s PetFinder!

This has recently become incredibly relevant in the life of a friend. It ain’t Craigslist, but hey, it’s PetFinder!

Crucial Lingo You’d Be Loathe To Ignore (Part 1)

  • “a safe neighborhood:” … until nightfall
  • Prospect Heights: Crown Heights
  • “a quick walk to the Brooklyn Children’s Museum:” you just do NOT want to live here trust me
  • Apt in East Williamsburg!!: Bushwick
  • in Williamsburg!!: Bushwick
  • Bushwick!: Bed-Stuy / East New York
  • Clinton Hill: Bed-Stuy
  • “a quick walk to Pratt”: Bed-Stuy
  • “brand-new renovated building”: …. in the deepest heart of Bed-Stuy
  • “a quick walk to the G and C Trains:” Bed-Stuy
  • “by the JMZ!:” usually at Flushing Ave. and no.

My life is going to be amazing someday. Like when I finally find a place to live.

(SIDEBAR: For those of you legitimately concerned about my sanity, and I have heard word, let it be known that I am pursuing other avenues besides Craigslist as moving options. I just currently find this type of blogging the most appropriate outlet for my raging [existential] angst.)